MMMLICIOUS`theDon


to my Mama, i can’t thank you enough for wotchu do for me already ๐Ÿ˜” the only Aunty of mine that will go outta her way for ME!!! treats me like her OWN!!! i can’t thank you enough for wotchu do for me, Mama!!!! I FUCKIN LOVE YOU!!! HAPPY MOTHER FUCKIN CAKEDAY MY MAMA ๐Ÿ˜ปโค๏ธ (at BigMamasCakeDay ๐ŸŽˆ)



no filter needed for wet pussies โœŒ๏ธ (at BigMamasCakeDay ๐ŸŽˆ)




๐Ÿ˜Œ



did you get that one Babe? i don’t want no “take two” bulljunk, capisce?



we be ALL night ๐Ÿ˜ˆ




be aggressive, be be aggressive ๐Ÿ˜ˆ #OOTD #BoyAtHeart ๐Ÿ˜‚ (at Westfield Fountain Gate)



what mouth to eat with & what mouth to talk with? ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜‚ #FastFoodKings ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŸ @ 2:11AM tho ๐Ÿ˜ณ (at McDonald’s)



dadxvx:

tell your girlfriend Iโ€™m sorry for being prettier than her

Via โ™กDrunk Off Boy Tears โœŒ

(Source: diphylleia)


Via Megan


kiss-meyou-fool:

c-oralistah:

me everyday

me all the timeeee

(Source: loub-kardashian)



fastenyourfuckingbelts:

polluteify:

im-simply-me:

1hey:

it hurt when I stumbled across her.
she was like broken glass all along the floor.
but it was beautiful and my curiosity got the best of me.
I remember looking at her and all I could see was pain.
she had this insane look of desperation; you could almost feel it.
and yet her eyes were still hollow; like the life had been sucked out of her.
I wanted to pick up her pieces.
I wanted to put her back together.
and so I tried. I really did.
I got a little cut along the way.
the more I tried to fix her the more fragile I became myself but I didnโ€™t care.
I wanted to see her happy.
every time I made her laugh I thought about how I wanted to make her laugh forever.
she was getting better.
eventually she was put together enough to get up and walk away.
but she didnโ€™t take me with her.
and Iโ€™ve been stuck sitting here where I first found her.
wondering if the pieces left on the floor are hers or mine.
I should probably get the fuck up.

THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL OHMYGOD

wow..

This actually fucking hurt to read.



(Source: olderoticart)



marsymonroe:

wakeanbakeaneatingbitches:

whichwasnotbeloved:

Ugh the only reason iโ€™d want to get married is for that wedding night damnnnnnn

Lawd yess ^

lawd jeezus


Via MMMLICIOUS`theDon


she-s-a-shy-one:

monasticmaestoso:

windmills-of-my-mind:

and thereโ€™s the Australian part of Thor coming out.

fact: australians are secretly actually descended from vikings

As an Australian, I can confirm that we are actually descended from viking gods.

(Source: nataliaromanov)


Via POTATOES EVERYWHERE

Being in a relationship ends in one of two ways; breaking up or death. When you think about it like that, love really is doomed from the beginning yet we continue to nearly kill ourselves anyway just to taste it.

– Unknown (via psych-facts) Via A Lost Boy Forever! - Ruffio
1148
To Tumblr, Love PixelUnion