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christinefriar:

I. love. the. Anaconda. video. but the writeups I’ve been seeing keep referring to Drake as a co-star, which I think misses a big part of the point.

The reason this video rules is because Drake is an extra. Drake is a prop. Drake is a bro in the comfy-casual clothes that he rolled up to the set in, who has no lines or purpose other than the be ground upon, and whose face is obscured by shadows most of the time.

This is not a continuation of the Drake/Nicki/Rih media narrative. This is a dank-as-fuck feminist power play. This is, “Drake is whatever to me.” And this is a man who, if he isn’t at the top of his game, is close to it. A huge celebrity. And here is Nicki looking fucking amazing, tormenting him into a boner, then swatting his hand away and walking out of frame.

Your anaconda don’t want none unless she got buns, hun? Maybe she doesn’t want your anaconda. Maybe she’ll do whatever the fuck she wants with her buns, and it doesn’t matter what you think or feel.


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afrofilipino:

theblackrichardcurtis:

afrofilipino:

theblackrichardcurtis:

afrofilipino:

theblackrichardcurtis:

afrofilipino:

this is so unfunny like nicki is obviously not happy with this

this is a comedy sketch that she knew about before hand

she’s acting

SO DOES THAT MEAN ITS FUNNY? LOL

yes…

It’s not funny, you’re a misogynist… Bye bye ashy

hahha omg

see this is funny

Please grow tf up lol

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Stop trying to stuff your ass into these small dresses!

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to my Mama, i can’t thank you enough for wotchu do for me already 😔 the only Aunty of mine that will go outta her way for ME!!! treats me like her OWN!!! i can’t thank you enough for wotchu do for me, Mama!!!! I FUCKIN LOVE YOU!!! HAPPY MOTHER FUCKIN CAKEDAY MY MAMA 😻❤️ (at BigMamasCakeDay 🎈)



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we be ALL night 😈




be aggressive, be be aggressive 😈 #OOTD #BoyAtHeart 😂 (at Westfield Fountain Gate)


dadxvx:

tell your girlfriend I’m sorry for being prettier than her

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kiss-meyou-fool:

c-oralistah:

me everyday

me all the timeeee

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fastenyourfuckingbelts:

polluteify:

im-simply-me:

1hey:

it hurt when I stumbled across her.
she was like broken glass all along the floor.
but it was beautiful and my curiosity got the best of me.
I remember looking at her and all I could see was pain.
she had this insane look of desperation; you could almost feel it.
and yet her eyes were still hollow; like the life had been sucked out of her.
I wanted to pick up her pieces.
I wanted to put her back together.
and so I tried. I really did.
I got a little cut along the way.
the more I tried to fix her the more fragile I became myself but I didn’t care.
I wanted to see her happy.
every time I made her laugh I thought about how I wanted to make her laugh forever.
she was getting better.
eventually she was put together enough to get up and walk away.
but she didn’t take me with her.
and I’ve been stuck sitting here where I first found her.
wondering if the pieces left on the floor are hers or mine.
I should probably get the fuck up.

THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL OHMYGOD

wow..

This actually fucking hurt to read.



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marsymonroe:

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whichwasnotbeloved:

Ugh the only reason i’d want to get married is for that wedding night damnnnnnn

Lawd yess ^

lawd jeezus


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she-s-a-shy-one:

monasticmaestoso:

windmills-of-my-mind:

and there’s the Australian part of Thor coming out.

fact: australians are secretly actually descended from vikings

As an Australian, I can confirm that we are actually descended from viking gods.

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Being in a relationship ends in one of two ways; breaking up or death. When you think about it like that, love really is doomed from the beginning yet we continue to nearly kill ourselves anyway just to taste it.

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